Cuando el que no tiene, inventa, el que tiene se da cuenta.

You need to feel dumb in order to become wise

Si el que sabe contar no cuenta, el que no sabe, inventa. Entonces el ciego le cree al tonto, mientras el sordo no se da cuenta. Los demás (que si se dan cuenta) fingen ceguera e insultan al tonto que por eso inventa una vida violenta y llena de miedo miedo al que sabe contar y no cuenta.

Only 0.2% of the world population is lucky at the same time.

That means you will be really lucky only 14 times in your life, for no more than 6 seconds each.

Stop being a jerk and trust another thing.

El que mira sin ver, es como el que gana sin vencer.

El único que no sabe cuándo debe poner los pies en la tierra, es uno mismo.

The problem of the snooze button is that eventually someone will come to your room asking about the annoying sound. At some point the buzz will wake you up, just to let you know you are late, alone, tired and obviously angry. Radio is still playing, lights are still on. Pizza box remains on the floor, and the cat is licking your breakfast. It's 10am, meeting has already started. Invent an excuse. Make it huge enough to cancel all day appointments. Get the phone to say you are sick. Hang up. Close the curtains and turn the lights off. Go back to sleep, and wait for the next buzz. Open your eyes, unplug the clock or throw it away. Disconnect the phone to avoid unwanted 'get better' calls even if you never get any. Open your eyes again, get the cat off your face. Get up, open the door. Take the cat outside the room and close it again. Go back to bed. Close your eyes. Think. Open your eyes. ¿What are you doing? It's sunday, you stupid.

Is better to prepare yourself for the worst, rather than trying to avoid it.